Temporary Tourette's

I’m suffering from temporary Tourette’s Syndrome today because of a cramped muscle in my neck/shoulder. I slept on my neck wrong last night, so every time I move my neck in a certain way, it crimps.

Bend over to lace shoes: “Ow..FU@#!”

Pick up the phone to answer it: “Sheeit!”

While driving, I look for traffic before making a left turn: FI#CK ME!”

I look down at my keyboard to find the exclamation key: “Daamn!”

Putting on my seatbelt in the car: "OW, F#$^XCK ME, SH#$T, DAMN, HELL, F#&^K!!!!!"

But there is a bright point to all this pain; I can’t help but burst out laughing every time my neck cramps and I spew forth a deluge of expletives - I just can't control it! BWHAHAHAHHAA!

I’ve been safe so far so as not to blurt anything out at work, but by the end of the day, I know I’m gonna get myself in trouble.

“OW!! BITCH!!”

“OW!”