Conservative talk radio hostess, Rush Limbaugh, says if the health care bill passes “I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica [for medical treatment].”

Oh, Rushy! Say it ain’t so. You know we all adore and wait on baited breath for your knee jerk, out-of-the-arse Oxycontin-fueled, verbal diarrhea.

What will we do?

Who will give us our opinions?

Who will we look to for spiritual guidance in your medical absence?

Oh, I forgot...there’s always Sarah Palin. Now, SHE is a true patriot! (Read: Yet another American who ‘confuses politics with patriotism’.

Sincerely,
Your Loving Lemming