Hello Shi**y

In an effort to thwart Western thought and stifle dissent among its citizens, the Chinese government has ramped up its propaganda agenda.

Beginning next month, every newborn child will undergo intense Hello Kitty indoctrination. Before this, it appeared that the Chinese OBSESSION with HK (or is that Hong Kong?) was just an incredible fluke trend.

However, reports are now surfacing that indicate the Chinese government has been using Hello Kitty to suppress freedom of thought for decades.