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Awww...look at the cuuuuute zebras! Er, wait a minute...something is a bit curious here. They're bling'd-out JACKASSES!

HOLY ZONKEYS, BATMAN!

In Gaza City in the Gaza Strip, the zoo there was so desperate to draw larger crowds to the animal exhibits, so they had the brilliant idea of painting two donkeys with zebra stripes. (The two zebras that they had prior to this died due to starvation.)

By the way, you might also be impressed with their other prized animal acquisitions - an old tigress, a couple monkeys (could be members of that band?), and a selection of birds, rabbits and Ohhhh...wait for it...
...wait for it...

HOUSE CATS!
(that they could probably pawn off as lion cubs).

(Now THAT's ghetto.)

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Did they sedate the donkeys prior to painting them? That's determination!! Maybe they should have fed the real zebras!

I am laughing so hard that my chair is bouncing with all 217 pounds of me on it. I should ship my self there and they could paste a trunk on my face and I could be an elephant.

har har har.

When I got to child brides I was already howling, and now even more so.

You are so good for me.

How is your brother?

Love Renee xoxo

That's crazy, hope the jackasses weren't hurt ;)

The zebras died of stravation? What the hell kind of zoo is this? And what happens to the stripes on the jack asses if it rains?

Hey, young man. I surfed on to your blog & I really dig it. Fun & interesting stuff!
I will be back.
Best wishes from Portland.

I thought for sure they were zebras. Poor things!

(Thanks for stopping by Bandit Talks.)