Another Manic Monday

Just another manic Monday...

Oh, my...what to write about...what to write about?

Oprah getting sued? Letterman’s affairs, Jackson’s post-mortem ‘This Is It’ tour, Obama & the Nobel Prize, Obama and his approval rating, Obama and healthcare...? Naaaw!

I just can’t think of anything to write about today – all the headlines have been covered and blabbed about already. I guess I could talk about work, my pets, hubby’s mysteriously disappearing T-shirts (we swear the cleaning lady is stealing them), or how Minnie can always find my socks and chew them, no matter where I hide them. Hey, maybe Minnie is stashing hubby’s T-shirts!? Gotta check that dog bed again.

Monday mornings drag. Rainy, Monday mornings are draggier (is that word?) RuPaul is THE Drag. And I don’t smoke, but if I did, I’d need a drag on a fag (that’s a 'cigarette' for my Britishisms-challenged folks out there).

Funny? Nope, don’t have that today.
Pissy? Nope, don’t have that today.
Informative? Nope, got none of that here.

OMG! I’ve finally done it...I'M DRY! I GOT NUTHIN’!

Maybe a snack might help? I got some peanuts and Vitamin C in my desk. Oh, and that Atomic FireBall I've been saving for a special ocassion. Yeah...I'm crazy like that. Stand back, you might get something on you!

Well, it’s a good thing I couldn’t find anything to write about. It would probably bore you to tears anyway.

Ho-hum.

ADDENDUM!!!

(1:47pm)
I just got back from walking six long blocks to the bank in the pouring rain, and didn't realize it was closed for the Columbus Day holiday until I got there. If you could see my face right now, you'd see me with my head slightly turned toward the camera, chin posed precariously over my right shoulder, with one eyebrow raised and pursed lips - my 'this-crap-only-happens-to-me-look'. (Renée knows that look!)

And who is this Christopher Columbus anyway? We don't know for sure where he's from - could be from Spain, could be from Italy? There's no way to know for sure; his early years are a bit foggy in the annuls of history. And did he REALLY discover America? I thought the Chinese found America (before it was called America) back in 1421? (You know they are always looking to expand those take-out restaurants!)