(Los Angeles, Calif)
(Photo courtesy El Segundo, Calif., Police Department)

Due to increased public demand by the citizens of Los Angeles, California, the City Council has approved funds to build a new museum in the hopes of increasing tourism to the Hollywood area.

Sighting ongoing drunk driving incidents by the city’s celebritards, the most recently by famed Three's Company star, Joyce DeWitt, the city now has its eyes set on a museum that would expand the culture of the already high profile West Coast.

Ground will break later this year on the Celebritard Drunk Driving Hall of Fame & Museum. There are no plans as of yet to announce which celebrities will be the first inductees, but rumor has it life time all-stars Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton and Billy Joel are near the top of the list.

Museum curators say the museum is not meant to celebrate the ignorant acts of the famous, but to make an absolute mockery of them. The museum exhibits and inductees list is expected to fill up fast – no pun intended.